NEW INGESTED SPERM-ENHANCER SUCKSPLOAD:
BIG CLAIMS; TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
The latest ad for the new sperm-ingestion supplement suckspLOAD makes big claims.
What did we at the IFNB Report think of this hot new naked bodybuilding supplement?
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We all know the unearthly muscle-growth and cock-enlarging powers of the hot cumloads carom professional naked bodybuilders. These men have undergone so many intensive enhancements that, n most cases, a cumload from a pro has more potency than typical steroids on muscle growth and cock enlargement. For those of us who aren't able to work with a top secret lab, a thick load from a muscle alpha is the most effective bodybuilding supplement out there.
But how many of us have access to the hot, swollen cocks of the pros? Not many. In the past few years many of the top naked bodybuilding supplement manufacturers have therefore begin creating cum load enhancers. The enhancers ramp up the potency of average cum, and once swallowed maximize the potential of the load you just ate.
But ingested-sperm enhancers are relatively new products, and the race to create a better potency-enhancer is big business among us fans of nude alpha muscle. Enter suckspLOAD, one of the newest in this product line, and potentially the dominator in the market.
The moist powder is fast acting. The label suggests you drink one scoop of suckspLOAD mixed with water 15-minutes before swallowing cum, but our staff noticed an increase in cum potency within 5 minutes of taking the product. The rush is intense; nowhere near the blinding testosterone boost of true enhanced alpha cum, but the product definitely unleashes a hearty boost upon whatever sperm you have swimming in your gut.
The biggest breakthrough was with their patented BellyFull Loading Matrix®, which claims to increase the potency of cumloads progressively. While suckspLOAD is in your system (the product lasts in effect for about 2 hours), each progressive load gets more potent for muscle growth and cock enlarging. We were skeptical, so had our staff try the product with 5 cumloads, 10 cumloads and 20 cumloads.
As advertised, the swell on our 20-load sucking guinea pig was incredible Pecs bulging like he had just done a steroid cycle, and arms full and hard. His cock also throbbed and there was a spontaneous cumshaw that proved this product is a decent arousal enhancer as well.
Do the results last? This is where the product unto itself falls short of it's own claims. The effects die quick, and unless you maximize training in the narrow window, you really only get a temporary pump. Paired with muscle building work, the product is definitely a smart move, but it is no cock-enlargement solution. However, the horniness suckspLOAD causes can invigorate your own cock training.
Overall, the ability to get a heightened cum effect from any old dick you swallow is a huge convenience for most of us. Now finding a boost of hot cum is as easy as asking the guy at the locker next to yours to quickly knock one down your throat prior to training. Big, muscular guys are now freed up to suck every dick they can find because any load can become useful.
At last, you don't need the full story behind a dude's dick to know the quality of his load for your muscle building. Just down suckspLOAD, and then no questions asked, suck a powerful cumload out of any dick you find!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW SUCKSPLOAD? HAVE YOU TRIED IT OR SIMILAR SUPPLEMENTS?
GVE YOUR REVIEWS AND TALES BELOW!
I've head of this one, but never saw any info about it. Thanks IFNB Report for stating to review naked bodybuilding supplements!
ReplyDeleteI thought this was expansive, so didn't jump on the bandwagon. (The 20-serving tub is $119.00 ON SALE! What the fuck?? Didn't even bother to look at the 40-serving or 80-serving tubs.) But reading this I am wondering if it is worth the investment.
Anyone else try this? Or cheaper (which i am guessing are inferior) ingested-sperm enhancer supps?
I have never tried or even seen this product for sale here in Australia, where I live, but I wish I could get it here. It would also be great to see this poster on the wall of my gym.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad that the effects are so temporary, and I wonder if the progressive-load promise of this might lead to some muscle head turning into a cum pig at his local naked gym or posing club and OD-ing on muscle protein to get as much effect as possible? I've seen it before with guys high on SPH sucking down load after load from any dick he can get his mouth around. He can end up almost comatose from all that hot protein churning around in their bellies. And since the alpha naked muscle lifestyle doesn't encourage any sort of restraint, I'm sure we'll see more and more of these dazed cum-dummies around!
ReplyDeleteSuckspLOAD is not all hype. Used it myself and got some excellent muscle pump. Our anonymous friend is correct about guys guzzling cum to prolong the effects. I was taking around 30 loads a day at my old gym. I'd even wrestle a dude to the ground if he refused to give it to me. I was so strong at that point it didn't much matter if he put up a fight or not. But seeing as they don't allow naked building at LA Fitness, I was asked to leave.
ReplyDeleteA word of caution however. When using SuckspLOAD or more potent (and expensive) products. Be sure to follow the instructions. Only use your own cum, or that of a non-Alpha or near-Alpha builder. The exponential effects could be more than you can handle and you'll aftershock like crazy and have a two-day hangover. I ... might be speaking from experience.
Peace
SOLID advice, Donovan. Alpha cum is potent enough without an accelerator.
DeleteWhat's the chance of getting an update about SuckspLOAD and similar products?
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