Monday, March 10, 2014

2013 MR. ALPHA 19

GIANT MUSCLE, MASSIVE COCK, HORNY CUM RAGE
JUDGES FAVOR AS ALPHA MALE IN THIRD ROUND!
Megaweights horsing around in a posedown during the third round of Finals: Jan Kolberg, who underperformed in 
early rounds and is making a strong comeback in the finals, has some fun during a freestyle posedown, hitting a classic 
two man pose – the "single biceps abs-stroke" – with buddy and opponent Felipe Hernandez, whose endless cum-geiser 
of a horse dick has been by far the best representative at the Mr. A of how true men are intensely horny.

The third round of Finals has been by far the most exciting of the entire Mr. Alpha.  The judges have clearly been favoring aggressive cock work and excessive muscle this year, and the result is competitors who bring their horniest and most masculine attitudes to the stage.  The third round was a cum bath of arrogant muscle studs showing off their thick bodies.  At points the competitors seemed to be having so much fun proving their superiority to screaming, cum-hungry fans that they occasionally seemed almost unaware of the overwhelmed, sperm-soaked judges!

Pierre Douton made an amazing thrust forward after his unfortunate cock failure in the second round of Finals.  The man brought the aggression he is known for and swung his meaty pole into his poses so self-consciously that when his shot loads they flung powerfully onto the other competitors in his line-up, often with audible splatters!  Douton gave his die-hard fans what they love most: a cocky cum show with 20 juicy loads – the rate of most megaweights much larger than him – and the control of a true superheavyweight in control.  He controlled the timing of no less than 15 sticky loads, dramatically with poses.  This landed him the much needed first position in this round, which will go far to catch him up from his low scores in the second round.

JK Roher is just on his game, and while his young age made many feel he was a dark horse for the Alpha, he has ben top-three in more rounds than any other competitor.  But Jacker was in a cocky mood, and seemed more interested in getting the audience to beg for his loads, knowing that his best flexing was enough to keep him in the top positions.  He tossed ropes of cum 19 times this round, with one dramatic slow, oozing load timed teasingly with a slowly-executed lat spread.  he controlled 15 of the 19, and one more would have bumped him ahead of Douton this round.  Either way, he is sitting in a great position for the title.

There was tons of playful cock-grabbing this round during freestyle posing – far more than any previous round.  The friendliness between Jan Kolberg and Felipe Hernandez is well-known, in spite of their rivalry, and Kolberg had fans in a fit when he kept yanking Hernandez's cock to yield unexpected cum loads.  Hernandez is by far the horniest man in the game this year, and his arrogant and relentless need for sexual satisfaction – shown by his nearly-constantly reloading cock blasts – has impressed judges to keep him high in the ranks.  Kolberg often had to merely grab the head with a cocky smirk and out flowed the precious muscle juice from Hernandez's champion muscle cock.

As he contest is nearing it's close, this third round of Finals was essential to scoring.  In a contest so full of exciting surprises, at last we see many of the favorites hold their expected positions:

1st – Pierre Douton with 20/15
2nd – JK Roher with 19/15
3rd – Dan Otter with 16/15
4th – Yann Perrod with 19/12
5th – Jan Kolberg with 25/14
6th – Felipe Hernandez with 31/12
7th – Njals Borgeson with 20/14
8th – Buck Paulette with 26/13

WHAT OTHER HORSEPLAY DO YOU THINK WENT ON DURING THIS ROUND – OR BACKSTAGE OR IN THE PUMPROOM???
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6 comments:

  1. jfc i guess Douton really made a 'cum-back' from his recent cock failure -- STIM THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~

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    1. FUCK YA BRO!

      STIM 'EM AND WIN 'EM!!!

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  2. Quite a sight to see – all that cum rushing out between Kolberg’s fingers as he pinches, tickles and plays with Hernandez’s monster cum stick! Great to see those boys having some good natured and friendly fun with each other on the world stage. Was Kolberg rubbing it on his body afterwards, to increase his cum-coated shine???

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  3. I've done a little calculating, and it looks like by a hair, Roher is on top so far. Looking at cum shots, cum accuracy and overall ranking in each round, Roher has statistically performed the best. And even with his cock failure and low overall in that round, Douton's cum accuracy has been outstanding at 85%, and looks to put him around second place, with Otter and Bogarson closely behind. Perrod has just not been a superstar. But it's his first Alpha and he's probably going to need some more time to mature as a performer. But WOW, Hernandez is the CUM KING; he popped an amazing 178 hot loads of spunk in the prelims, and an astounding 80 loads in the first 3 rounds of the finals - with a 55% accuracy rate, way up from his 35% in the prelims. Kolberg and Bogarson, like true megaweights, have shot 76 and 71 loads respectively. Can't wait to see what the next rounds hold.

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    1. AWESOME STATS, BRO!
      I LOVE discussing the FATCS that show just how UNDISPUTABLY these muscle beasts are REAL ALPHA MEN!!!!

      Seriously, shoot me a line at realbber@hushmail.com. I would love to Skype chat with you more! I love chatting with other dudes who get REALLY into this!!!

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    2. Your stats are spot on, and similar to what I have been guessing. However, you can't just look at their super masculine cocks and relentless sexual domination as factors. This is naked BODYBUILDING, and while cock and performance play a HUGE role, the muscle and size play a BIGGER factor in winning than just a terrifying cock. So, while I agree with your predictions (except Bogarson – I think he is a wild card and a solid cum flexing game could nudge him even as high as second or even seal the Mr. A if he DESTROYS the final round), we also have to take into account their fucking BEAST muscle.

      Likewise, there is that "factor X" that affects all judged sports – that quality of an athlete that captures the judges favor and helps scoring. Arguably, Douton's bullying arrogance and insistence on being idolized is the kind of quality male image that SHOULD be revered, and no doubt keeps the judges fascinated with him. Similar with Bogarson's obsession with how much his cock is what all men worship – that arrogance is what a real man NEEDS, and so does much to help the scoring for an athlete in these games.

      We'll see!!

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