Friday, March 7, 2014

2013 MR. ALPHA 17

FINALS ROUND @ OFFERS MORE SHOCKERS!
LOGJAMMER PULLS AHEAD, DOUTON'S COCK FAILS!
Megaweight Njals "Logjammer" Bogarson brings his best of show, and a frustrated Pierre Douton,
 typically the epitome of horny muscle studs with a rock hard fuck pole, experienced an unusual and uncommon cock failure.

If you think of a muscled brute with a rock hard cock, greedy for hard fucking, Pierre Douton is often who comes to mind.  His muscles are among the most revered, but his recognition as a superior man among men is secure by possessing a giant horse cock that often stays tormentingly hard and cums powerful, juicy globs of spunk.  Truly, this is the vision of a hero every man holds as the ultimate!  And Douton has not been short of his reputation during this competition – until now!

Cock failure is defined by IFNB rules as "any softening or drooping of the cock not due to it's heavy weight," and so even a half-hard cock that we fans admit is still considered "failed."  Men are defined by their meat, and a man who doesn't have a brutally rigid staff is not the superior male.  Failure is taken seriously in the IFNB, and can severely damage the score of even a top contender.

While cock failure happens at every contest, it is very rare at the upper pro levels.  Pierre Douton is known for bringing one of the horniest definitions of true manhood among his peers: a cock that is like steel and relentlessly ready to pop juice.  So when his cock began to droop midway through the second round of Mr. Alpha Finals, it was a shock to fans and judges alike!  The amazing meat of one of this year's frontrunners was still massive, yet hung low for a good 10-15 minutes before regaining it's typically horny stature.  

Douton still came as well as always, blasting 15 delicious shots with 12 controlled, but the damage to his placing was done.  In this round, he did not make the top ten, inspire of a muscle body that was sheer perfection.  While there are still more rounds to go, only a series of amazing performances from here on out could win Douton the top spot.

"Even soft your mouth drools thinking of this massive example of stud meat," he said after the contest.  "I am no less your superior, and you know I am still a god to you greedy fucks.  I am still in line to be your Alpha, so one round where you got the privilege to see this hot meat soft doesn't bother me."  he popped a load onto us afterwards to punctuate he is still as potent as ever.  No explanation has been given for this unusual even for Douton.

But while some men fell, others rose.  At the back of the heat in the top ten was megaweight Njals Bogarson whose second round of competition was nothing short of male muscle heaven.  The log jammer was a beast of hard rock slabs of man beef, posing with an aggressive style and his cock pointing arrogantly forward most of the round.  The amazing meat blasted 22 times, but the horny blond beast managed to time 17 of those blasts perfectly with poses – and landed him his first first place position since he contest started!

"They call me a pretty boy," the Logjammer Bogarson told us afterwards.  "But I fuck just as brutal to prep this cock for the stage, and I am no nice guy when it comes to smashing the weights to build my perfect muscle shape.  There's nothing pretty about a brute like me.  I'd like to see the bitches who call me pretty get on the business end of weapon and try to get out from my powerful hold! Then they'll tell a different story!"

2nd Round Results:
1st Njals "Logjammer" Bogarson  with 22/17
2nd JK Roher with 14/13
3rd Dan Otter with 14/12
4th Jan Kolberg with 24/16
5th Felipe Hernandez with 26/15
6th Yann Perrod with 16/11
7th Matt Boyer with 13/12
8th Buck Paulette with 20/11

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE INTENSE CHANGES IN THE SECOND ROUND OF FINALS?
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11 comments:

  1. LOL, just LOL@ Douton, time to put this stud out to pasture! - HALFORD

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    1. Halford, time to stand by that comment!

      That muscle and cock combo is one of the best is the world! I get that it's a shocker – who knows what happened, though? That stud gets hard and cubs whenever he flexes – and CAN YOU BLAME HIM? And he has been so into his own amazing muscle and excited by his own fat cock so well that he has been performing INCREDIBLY at the Mr. A.

      One blown round will not crush an athlete. While at this point I am pulling for Roher, I still think we could see Douton, Otter or even the Logjammer as our next ultimate male Alpha!

      How can you count him out, bro???

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    2. Let's be honest here, this isn't the FIRST time Douton's had COCK CONTROL problems. For being such a strict teacher (as we saw at the Pan Africa) he certainly seems to let his own discipline fall far below where it needs to be. I mean, I wouldn't turn down a Douton STIM, I mean look at that PISSWORM he's built, but I just see his career coming to a flaccid close, brother.
      This last round was interesting, but I don't think he can edge out Otter or Roher.

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    3. I think that is a bold statement to say that a jacked musclestud with a monster cock who lives to flex and come in our faces and is at the top of his career is ready to go out to pasture!  

      Yes, Douton has been having the occasional cock issue over his past few high level competitive outings. But I don't think it's because he is failing at his game. I think the only reason that ass destroy of his ever has any problems is because of how much he demands that it be work hard by any hole, hand or mouth he can get a hold on while training. He is brutal to his cock — something we all admire (admit it: you do too). He's ruthless and obsessively horny— The way and REAL MAN is expected to be!  And while he is definitely a male superior, all flesh has limits. The only reason we ever see any issues with that perfect fuck stick of his is a sign of how intensely he works his god cock in the gym while training his awesome muscle!

      Any cock deficit from Pierre Douton is because of how awesome a human Alpha he is, not the opposite.

      Douton has always been the example of the right arrogant attitude all men should strive for. He looks down on us and shoves his body and cock in our faces aggressively to prove how much more superior he is. Completely appropriate behavior for an alpha! But part of his ruthless demands for our respect comes at the price of brutal training — another reason we should all be admiring this stud.  And considering his recovery, and the fact that during his failure he still produced enough spunk to maintain his credibility, and the fact that his current standings are on par with Jacker and even the legend Otter should prove that he is nowhere near retirement.

      Will he be Roher or Otter? Can he even beat Bogarson or Kolberg (or both suddenly making an impressive last attempt for the title)? Technically, yes he still could. I could see a massive upset and roll her making good on his admirable claims of being the ultimate man. And I am saying that as a diehard fan of all four of the men I just mentioned — Roher and Otter I like way more than Douton any day, personally.

       But "could" he is a lot different then "will" he win the Alpha. There, I will concede a little bit to your position. While there has not been a ton of press on Jacker, his entire year has been focused on this one contest and he has been performing like no human male have this year; he is reminiscent of a younger Dan Otter. And while I thought he was too young to win at 23, his massive muscle, and his horny hard cock with gallons of arrogant cum spewing out of it make me think he is the man to beat. I don't think Douton will win over the nearly perfect alpha male image the Jacket has privileged us to see this contest.

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  2. Damn. I'm a huge fan of Douton, and he's been so magnificent up til now. Too bad - his bravado would never let him show it, but maybe the pressure finally got to him. Oh well.
    And what a turn! The Logjammer comes on strong at just the right time. Good to see a young buck make such an impression. I don't know if he'll keep it up, but good to see. And that cum ratio is pretty amazing for a megaweight! I don't think we've heard much about his prep team and sponsors - who's supporting this young muscle beast and his magnificent cock??

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    1. Douton isn't out yet - just a huge setback! KEEP FAITH! A stud like that isn't bothered so easily! He can get that hard on back just looking at himself – and I am sure he will! One of the hardest cock trainers in the game, I think this was purely a fluke for that awesome example of true manliness!!!

      And Bogarson is sponsored by GenoThrust Labs and also PowerThrust Sports Supplements (which is associated with GenoThrust). While they have the typical spermdrinks and muscle-pump formulas in their product line, PowerThrust mostly specializes in sports supplements that increase overall athletic performance indirectly through hyper sexual stimulation. While being over horny can cause athletes to lose focus (SPH anyone?), if under proper training a muscled brute who is over sexually stimulated can use that power for incredible strength. Bogarson – who is also an athlete – is their top athlete and thus a good face for their line of products. Bogarson is an accomplished naked submission wrestler, apparently, and I can imagine how aggressively he must overpower men when he is desperate for a fuck due to being artificially driven blind with horny rage.

      Also his cum stats are WAY better than his personal records! Clearly he came in to this game intensely prepared.

      The site did a write up a few weeks ago on him: http://ifnb.blogspot.com/2014/01/2013-mr-alpha-pre-show-preview-6.html

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    2. I keep hearing rumors that they're starting a professional naked submission wrestling league - the Naked Wrestling Federation (NWF) - that will include some current and retired IFNB pros. It's mainly going to be for entertainment value, but each match will end with the looser being fucked in the ring in front of the audience (tag teams will get double penetrated in turn by the victorious team).

      I've heard some of the hold up was their wanting to use the "alpha" term, and lawsuits by the IFNB. I hope they can sort it out so we can see those matches airing on prime time soon!

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    3. I would like to hear more about this NWF, I mean, usually I see wrestling as guys running around in singlets or posers, which is pretty gay to me, but I think if they were naked it would obviously just being about proving who is the ULTIMATE MAN. I look forward to this!
      -Halford

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  3. Yeah, too bad for Douton I guess, but it's time for the young dudes to shine. Though I have to say his huge black dong head is huge, even soft and lying against his thigh there.

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  4. HOW THE FUCK DID DOUTON HAVE A COCKFAIL?!?!?!

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    1. I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! Hard cock champion! Must be a fluke – but FUCK!

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