Sunday, February 16, 2014

2013 MR. ALPHA 9

MONZA WINS THIRD ROUND OF PRELIMS
SOMEHOW COCK & MUSCLE GROW ON STAGE!
During the third round of Prelims, Megaweight Monza's arms swelled up just from flexing, 
and his cock growing thicker and fatter as he banged out poses, shocking and exciting muscle cock fans!

Megaweight Carlos Monza seems unstoppable.  And his third win in a row during the preliminary rounds showed just how full of surprises this muscle monster can be!

Monza'a rapid muscle growth had everyone buzzing already, but no one suspected they would see it happen right before their eyes!  Yet during the third round Monza's mass grew as he flexed, and even more amazing his cock also grew!  The 11.5" grew almost an inch during the round and fattened up wider than a fist during the contest!

Visible rapid muscle and cock growth is rarely seen on stage at an event, leading many skeptics to be suspicious.  "They better check that freak for an ass-ball," said JK Roher.  "I've seen that kind of thing happen from using one."

An "ass ball" is slang for a suppository inserted in the ass which creates an effect on the athlete.  while there are no enhancement restrictions, if such a suppository were slid it could be said to provide additional prostate stimulation – and onstage insertions of ANY kind are banned at the pro levels.  

"How many bodybuilders have walked on stage with their ass dribbling cum loads?" said Yann Perrod of the accusation.  "If he wants to use an ass ball, who cares?"

"I think the critics only ruin the show," evasively said Doug Carey, a sales rep from GrowthTest Labs Inc., who sponsor Monza.  "Why take away from the glory of a clear superstar?  I think we should kep our eyes on his muscle and his cock where they belong!"

In the third prelim:
2nd JK Roher with a 16/11
3rd Pierre Douton with a 14/11
4th Dan Otter with a 12/12
5th Yann Perrod with a 13/9
6th Jan Kolberg with a 27/4
7th Felipe Hernandez with a 23/8
8th Matt Boyer with a 10/9

ARE YOU SUSPICIOUS OF MONZA POTENTIALLY CHEATING?  OR DO YOU THINK HE IS JUST AN UNSUNG HERO WITH REMARKABLE PREP?
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6 comments:

  1. It's a little annoying, not to say dispiriting.

    With all this talk of "men" and "real men" - which frankly I have always found to be silly, preening, and besides the point, which should be the beauty of huge muscles and cock, and forget about what is a "real man" - that so many of the competitors are acting like Mean Girls backstage.

    Are there men in the house? Would you like to point one out, please?

    A real man might not weigh more than 110 pounds, as long as he displays character, personal strength, and courage. The point for Naked Bodybuilders? The fans love the size, the girth, the muscle mass, the definition, and cum frenzy. But the smart fan also admires the discipline, the dedication, the hard work, the training, and the vision.

    So all these rumors of "ass balls" and illegal stim and such is very much beside the point. The muttering, envious competitors would do well to retire to their corners, pump up, and get ahold of themselves. In more ways than the obvious.

    However, I'm afraid the Mr. Alpha is going to continue to degrade Naked Bodybuilding in general with all this WWF-type snide talk.

    Monza has been smart to remain silent. And I note no nastiness has come from Felipe Hernandez, who may be the one true sportsman in the lineup.

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    1. Ass balls are fundamentally different from any sort of stimulant use or sperm cycling. Every alpha male has a pack - the trainers, twinks, and chemists that help them prepare for events, build their girth, and supplement their natural talents and discipline. But it all ends at the stage!

      If Yann Perrod or JK Roher were on stage, and one of their twinks came up to them and stimulated their prostate, they would rightfully be DQ'ed. But Monza does this with an artificial hidden device, and he gets away with it. Ass balls compromise the integrity of naked bodybuilding.

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    2. I agree with the above post TOTALLY. Look, someone wants to take their enhancement anally to max the result, I am all for it, but that happens BEFORE THE STAGE. While the intention of ass balls is not stimulation but muscle growth formula delivery, I see why people want to say they are different; however, there is still an indisputably PHYSICALLY stimulating effect. If you can't have a plug in, you can't have ANYTHING in there. (That sis how the rules are stated, anyway – NO hard object insertions of ANY kind.)

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    3. And Joey, I think you misinterpret the ascertaining of "real men." That is the term used to DESCRIBE these guys, not the one they themselves adopt. They are clearly more man then anyone else, so the term is fitting. THEY'VE EARNED IT. It's owed to them.

      As far as their putting each other down, well, that is just alpha behavior at it's most passionate. These guys aren't here to be nice - they are here literally to put act other in their places. Each os trying to reveal how the other men are lesser as much as they are showing how they are superior. It makes sense, then, if someone is suspect of cheating or out of line in their behavior that REAL alpha men would hammer down some rage in their direction.

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  2. I think if we learned anything at this year’s Amateur Rumble, it was that people will only take the sport seriously if the sport is serious about itself. It damages the reputation of naked bodybuilding when the rules are flouted and competitors are able to get away with it. I hope the judges will investigate any alleged rule breaking, going as far as checking inside Monza if need be for illegal equipment up his ass. I’ve heard of judges fisting competitors to check on illegal anal stims, but I hope it doesn’t come to that unless absolutely necessary.

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    1. I remember a few years ago a promoter tried to ensure no cheating by manually inspecting each athlete prior to taking stage - a lot of the dudes got fisted! It was a good effort but made the show drag on too long.

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