Tuesday, February 11, 2014

2013 MR. ALPHA 7

MR. A COMPETETION STARTS FULL OF SURPRISE
MONZA FIRST, DOUTON SECOND AFTER ROUND 1!
Superheavyweight Pierre Douton presents the best dominant muscle and cock of his career, 
but it is no match for Carlos Monza's REMARKABLE hyper masculine first round showing.  
Here the judges use the front double biceps pose to better compare who has the bigger cock.

Megaweight Carlos Monza has no had a big pro-level win in several years.  While he has competed in four Mr. Alpha's, he has rarely broken the top ten in the overalls.  But the package he showed during he first round of the Mr. A was nothing short of perfection – and it placed him first coming out of Round 1.  

His muscle was swollen and so thick the beast found it almost difficult to move about the stage.  Yet he loves to pose, and his flexing seemed remarkably fluid and graceful for such an over muscled monster.  But it was his cock – looking intensely plump and hard as steel – that closed the deal on his superiority.

Monza blasted 28 times during his posing, literally spewing every few minutes.  His cock was the horniest, and the next most cumloads was 17 by Buck Paulette.  Monza only controlled 15 of his cumshots, but the sheer beauty of his cock and the incredible stodginess of being a cum factory is what the judges expect of an Alpa.  

"I love looking down at the faces of men and splattering my perfect seed onto them," he said.  "So I prepped my cock harder than ever.  I was so horny on stage that just thinking about flexing my perfect muscle would make me get off, so when I did hit one of my amazing poses, I knew I could cum just thinking about how much better I look than everyone else!"

In second was an incredible Pierre Douton.  While many feel Douton has been falling from his prime, what he brought to the stage in the first round was perhaps the best Douton we have seen.  Banging out his first ever perfect cum score, the pro nailed 14 cumshots with 14 poses.  His tiny waist and monstrous upper body made his body seem like a fantasy.  

In true Douton alpha-mode, he was nonetheless more concerned with cementing his role as our muscle superior after leaving the stage than he was in hearing congratulations.  "I don't need little pussies telling me I look better than other men," he said sternly.  "I am what you all admire most – don't you think I already know that?  This muscle is what defines a man, and I know you all yearn for my perfect cock and it's potent man cum.  I don't need congratulations – I need you puny men to learn and remember who your superior is before you criticize me!"

So what of coming in second to Monza?

"I let that little bitch have it," he said, in true delusional-arrogance mode.  "I will take it from him.  I will take it from all of these bitches.  I will take whatever I want whenever I want, and then fuck all of their so-called alpha asses to make them remember: there is no more perfect man than Douton!"

Sounds like we have an incredible opening to the Alpha!

JK Roher was a close third, followed by Matt Boyer and Felipe Hernandez. Perrod and Otter broke top ten, but Kolberg was down in 11th, due to a 16 cumshaw game with only 3 discernibly controlled poses.  Kolberg looked visibly shaken and his low placing shocked everyone.  

"There are many rounds to go," he told us. "This is only round 1.  I am not worried."

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE OPENING NIGHT SURPRISES?  MONZA IN FIRST, DOUTON SECOND?  DO YOU THINK THEY CAN HOLD ON TO THEIR EARLY LEADS?
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5 comments:

  1. Even I am surprised, not to say stunned.

    So bad boy Monza, with his mere 11.5" inches of supercock, has taken the field in the early rounds away from the arrogant Douton, with his more than an inch length of cock size on Monza. Seems to me Douton may be indulging in just a bit of magic thinking with his somewhat bitter backstage comments.

    Douton had it coming. Monza's no "little bitch." It proves that the judges, once they wipe the cum from their eyes, favor the beauty and perfection of the well-trained Monza cock over the black girth - and slightly misshapen cockhead - of the loudmouthed Douton.

    What I'd like to see next is 17-load shooter Buck Paulette, whose hard training brought his once small member into a new stratosphere of size and girth. Word was he was now sporting almost 14 inches of mighty, rock-hard, awesomely pendulous penis.

    And little commentary is needed for Kolberg, who must be regretting his recent team change. Apparently the temperamental Swede fiercely bitch-slapped "Glottis" Saccaro backstage, punching out his arrogant new cocktrainer so hard he crashed right through the cement block walls of the relief room. Some anger management is in store for the mighty Kolberg. I am sure his handlers took him aside promptly with serious advisements to remain cool. Saccaro was seen crawling from the stage door with two black eyes and a badly broken nose. Poor fellow.

    And as for Roher? Well, this is just the first round. Jacker Roher may still surprise the crowds. He was spotted determinedly throat-throttling his preferred muscle cocksucker assistant, whose name he has purposefully withheld. (Rumor is that this new cocktrainer is none other than the discarded Brant, eager for revenge against former employer Kolberg, and proving he can still suck musclecock with the best of them.)

    Meanwhile, a triumphant Monza of the massive biceps and beercan cock was all aglow backstage, flicking the cum droplets from his perfect nipples while absent-mindedly getting a little relief room activity with some steady power-fucking of his favorite bubble-butted cock trainer, "Glutes" Hammond. He paused long enough, with his mammoth pole buried deeply to the hilt and out of sight in Hammond's shapely ass, to grin for the cameras. Revenge is sweet, but he was wise enough to say nothing to the reporters plying him with questions and eager for comment.

    And the next round? Can hardly wait!

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  2. Monza is a bit of a shock, but obviously he has a very good team of chemists working to get him to prime form. The problem with relying so heavily on chemical enhancements can be that they don’t last or are unpredictable. I’m a true believer in relying on the hardcore physical attributes – starting with a great physique, genetics that allow for huge muscle growth, a fat cock and copious cum production, and lots of hard work and arrogant showmanship. I’m REALLY GLAD to see Douton getting down to the core tenants of being an Alpha Naked Bodybuilder – too frequently lately he’s been too experimental and made himself a sideshow (like at last year’s Pan Africa), which obscure his amazing natural talents. As you mention, he has one of the best bodies in the entire league – that amazing tiny waist has always been one of his best assets, and emphasizes the great mass he’s built on his upper body, the great glutes and thighs, and the pendulous horse cock. His outstanding shooting in the first round is also a great accomplishment after his SPH disaster at the Pan Africa. His bravado is well founded!

    Roher is so often about consistency and comes on strong at the end, so I’m sure he’s just getting warmed up right now. I am SHOCKED that Otter placed where he did. He may be the “senior” of the set, but he arrived in great condition and is so solid and regular, something must be off. I hope he can regain his footing, as it would be best to see him leave the professional circuit on top, if indeed the time has come for the king to retire.

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    1. Otter isn't trying. He said so himself. The guy could win easily – he has more pro wins than any naked bodybuilder and more Mr. A wins.

      he is so amazing that his half-ass prep is STILL placing high in the ranks. I think he enjoys showing that – how awesome he is. I don't judge his choice to not put in heavy effort in the slightest. He just HAS it. That champ doesn't need to prove it.

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    2. I LIKE that Douton goes freak nuts in competition. He is DEDICATED TO COCK AND MUSCLE ABOVE ALL ELSE. As long as his cock is dangerous and his muscle is thick he is happy. I think THAT deserves a LOT of admiration and credit. I love seeing a massive muscle freak cum everywhere and lose control because he is so muscle crazy.

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    3. I agree that Douton is WAY undervalued. He has INCREDIBLE ability naturally and when he brings it he is legendary.

      I like when he goes in for control unlike his Pan-Africa bullshit. His V-taper allows you to appreciate the dangerous size of his fuck pole. His lines are perfect like that: meaty shoulders and lats that narrow down to a waist that demands you stare at his aggressive meat. It is a classic look. When he controls his posing, he is the example of how good flexing causes a cock not to blend in but actually become a point of focus.

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