Thursday, February 20, 2014

2013 MR. ALPHA 12

CARLOS MONZA DISQUALIFIED!
ALLOWED TO FINISH CONTEST BUT UNSCORED.
The perfect body of an Alpha: Megaweight Carlos Monza shows near perfection but through ignoring the rules.  
The surprise onstage growth that thrilled judges and audience alike was a fraud.

Everyone wants to see the man whose muscles declare him superior and whose cock all men worship.  Yet few can be that man – that TRUE ALPHA.  And some naked bodybuilders grow so desperate that they will try anything.

Enhancements that react to live sperm to cause rapid growth in muscle and cock have been a way of life for the warriors of the IFNB for generations.  Some are delivered through solid chemical balls into the ass, reacting to a hot load shoved in behind them.  Yet these balls of secret formula – no matter how small they may be – are solid, and thus against the rules of the IFNB where "any solid insertions in the ass on stage are prohibited under penalty of disqualification."

Megaweight Carlos Monza has been the surprise breakout star of this year's Mr. Alpha.  His muscles have swollen up bigger as he flexes them, and his cock has grown literally right before our eyes.  Yet the man who we saw as a true alpha apparently was faking it just to be seen as alpha.

Monza once again placed first in the fourth round of preliminaries.  His physique was muscle perfection, and his frightening cock blew 21 times on stage, swollen to the size of a regular man's arm.

Yet on a tip, IFNB officials intercepted Monza immediately upon leaving the stage.  They bent him over and thoroughly fingered his muscle hole, aggressively loosening his tight muscular ring.  Out gushed load after creamy load of hot muscle cum, drooling down his swollen hamstrings to the floor.  Yet his hole also coughed to the remains of at least five partly dissolved chemical insertions.  Each one was dissolved to around an inch in diameter, meaning they were larger when first shoved into him.  And that means he was on stage with solid ass insertions.

Monza was flexing and cumming while slid balls were shoved in his ass, banging his prostate and swirling around in the cum loads up there he held as he showed off his massive muscle.

Officials have disqualified Monza's scores, but have given him the option to stay on stage to finish the contest.  He will no be scored, nor be allowed in line-ups.  But Monza is no longer a contender for this year's Mr. Alpha.

This means everyone below Monza will move up in the ranks, meaning several bodybuilders previously shut out of the Finals now still have a chance to make it.

This also puts the Preliminary #1 spot in a three way race between closely scored JK Roher and Pierre Douton, followed very closely by Alpha legend himself, Dan Otter, who dazzled audiences in the fourth round by bringing the package we all remember.

The fourth round preliminary results:

1st: Pierre Douton with a 13/13
2nd: JK Roher with an 18/12
3rd: Dan Otter with a 15/14
4th: Felipe Hernandez with a 23/11
5th: Matt Boyer with a 13/11
6th: Yann Perrod with a 16/10
7th: Jan Kolberg wth a 22/8
8th (tie): Njals "Logjammer" Bogarson with an 11/9
8th (tie): Buck "Hammer" Paulette with a 26/7

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SHOCKING NEWS THAT MONZA'S HOLE WAS STUFFED AS HE FLEXED AND CUMMED ALL OVER THE STAGE?  WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIS DISQUALIFICATION?
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10 comments:

  1. WOW! He is the perfect alpha! Sucks he can't win it – he looks AMAZING!!!!!

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  2. Good. This puts the focus on what should have been the top story of the contest: Pierre Douton's incredible comeback performance after his embarrassing performance at the Pan-Africa.

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    1. You think Douton has this one, bro? Over ROHER? Lotta rounds left . . .

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  3. Ya know, it just shows to go ya, ya can't win for losin', folks. I guess Monza probably had it coming. Cumming? Cumming and going? Sorry. Bad (and obvious) pun.

    But at least now we'll be able to take a look at some of the other competitors in the lineup....and how about some backstage reporting, directly from the relief room?

    Personally I'd like to see a little more of Otter, Boyer, and - especially - pretty boy Njals "Logjammer" Bogarson.

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  4. Joey, really don't appreciate you calling THE LOGJAMMER "pretty" that sounds "pretty" queer to me, don't you ever forget that what these ALPHA MUSCLEGODS are doing is displaying what it is to be the ULTIMATE MAN. Nothing "pretty" about it.....pure, beautiful, godly, sure. Anyways, I'm glad that dillhole wannabe Monza is done, I have to LOL@ you if you thought he ever had a chance, you could cram a lifetime of ASSBALLS in Monza and he wouldn't be 1/2 the man Dan Otter is. As for Boyer, he still has way too many ties to CLOTHMOS (clothed bodybuilders, prancing around in their precious posers) to convince me he is has a 6" inch pissworm's shot at the Mr. A. I'll just say what everyone is thinking, what everyone has been waiting for........and that's YANN "LABRAT" PERROD SHOOTING HIS WAY TO THE TOP, one thicket of ball snot after another. You heard it hear first.
    -Halford

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    1. I stand corrected....as RealBB points out to me in another post here, perhaps I misinterpret. And as wisely suggested below - moving on.

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    2. Halford:

      Are you INSANE?? Perrod for Mr. A??? I know Perrod's cock has the power to hypnotize dudes into blind devotion, but that boy cannot beat the meat and muscle in this contest.

      The ONLY way I ca see your point is around cumming. If he ca flex those beast muscles and throw some big MAN SIZED LOADS up there, he has a SMALL chance. He's got to glob hot wads of man juice at least 16-18 times in a round from here on out, and time those studly ropes of batter in time with some swollen muscle squeezing perfectly.

      With Monza made the public bitch wannabe, the field shifts to the REAL men. Perrod is just a horny muscle boy.

      Halford: I'm calling you out bro!

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  5. Too bad that Monza decided to go that route. He’s a good competitor naturally – probably wouldn’t have gone to the top, but now he’s embarrassed himself and his home country with this cheating. So sad. He was showing so lean though, I wonder how he was holding all those liters of cum inside while on stage, without leaking – his asshole must be as strong and muscular as the rest of him! One wonders how they were able to pump him so full of inserts and cum backstage before heading out the cheering crowds without anyone noticing??? Did the IFNB backstage photographer catch any unseemly ass work happening backstage?

    But moving on! Now we can focus on the real competition at hand and avoid the distractions. I am still glad to see Douton continuing his amazing drive – Wow, his cum control is just awesome!!! I don’t know if there are records, but has anyone had so many consecutive, yet plentiful, cum shots in a major competition? It is truly exceptional, and outstanding after his sloppy work earlier. I’m also glad to see Jacker and Otter starting to come/cum on strong now! I know they would start revving up, and now this will be a competition to watch. And fourth seems to be anyone’s game at this point – Hernandez is very strong, but great cum work and elegant routines from Boyer have brought him on strong. We’ll see, and can’t wait!!!

    Has there been any coverage of the Alpha Expo, besides the opening? There are usually not as many exhibitors as the Freak, but I’m sure there are some entertaining booths and floor shows happening. I know all the cum-based sports drinks are in stiff competition with each other right now, so I bet there are some pretty outrageous displays happening.

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  6. It's easy to jump ship on Monza now that he has been DQ'ed. But I think a lot of FANS should be just as embarrassed!

    Monza is still an alpha, even if he is a disgrace among his superior muscle cock peers.

    I will NOT try to hide it: when I saw Monza growing on stage and his cock swell up, my own dick was hard and excited! Men getting hard in the presence of another man is a sign he is their alpha, and while my words can act above it, my cock reveals the TRUTH: Monza was and is one of the BEST!

    I would not hide my drooling hard on from any of you fans, so just admit how your cocks were all pointed at Monza and still bounce at the thought of him!

    If any TRUE IFNB fan didn't have a swollen cock at the very mention of Monza's name, I'd like to hear it. So while we are losing a competitor, let's not forget who our superiors are here – trophy or not!

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  7. BULLSHIT! This is BULLSHIT! This sport has the most extreme enhancements, and that is what PROVES these men are alpha – how they dedicate and DEMAND more and can LAST. Monza to me sounds like he was not planning on using anal stim but the chem he RIGHTFULLY USED didn't dissolve in time. It was a mistake in timing, not cheating. He was the OBVIOUS Alpha up there. This is a bullshit call!

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