Thursday, December 26, 2013

SPECIAL REPORT: PERROD EARNS PRO CARD 3

YANN PERROD SEEN AT MR. ALPHA
RULES CONFERENCE!
Yann Perrod at the Mr. Alpha Rules conference, proudly showing off his badge of admittance as a pro.  Next to Perrod
 is top musclecock trainer, Ernie "Edge" Pandolfi, who no longer competes but works training top cock.  
The fact that Perrod's sponsors hired Ernie hints to Perrod's intentions to attempt an appearance at the Alpha.

Yann Perrod's appointment to the pro naked muscle game has many fans thrilled, but many skeptics confounded.  The 19-year-old prodigy who has spent virtually all of his teen years under expansive enhancements has lived his entire life in gyms around naked muscle men working his horsecock in hopes of being the youngest pro ever.  With his recent pro card granted to him, he proves his overwhelming arrogance and muscle-obsession paid off.

But he was "granted" the pro card, meaning he did not win a pro-qualifying contest to gain it.  As such, many feel he is not ready for the top pro events.  

Nonetheless, recently Perrod showed up with his entourage at the Rules Conference for the upcoming Mr. Alpha – the most prestigious global contest for pro naked muscle and cock.  The conference is a formality or pro naked muscle studs who are considering entering the Mr. Alpha.  Many naked musclemen show up who are not necessarily going to compete in the Mr. A, so Perrod's presence neither confirms or denies that he will take a shot in the massive muscle contest.

It does raise the question though: is Perrod even ready to take on the top muscle studs in the world?  The Alpha boasts the biggest muscles and most unbelievable cocks on the planet. That means Perrod may be rushing a little too far too fast at only 19 years old.

Legendary 6-time Mr. Alpha winner Dan Otter was at the Conference and spoke of Perrod with uncertainty, revealing that Perrod has talent but also may not be ready for the big man's game.  "I met the boy and grabbed his cock to see what he's working with," Otter told us.  "It's firm and blows beautifully, and I think he kid has talent as a flexing cum stud.  However, I brought him back to my room to give him some advice and I know he was not ready for what I threw at him.  But nonetheless, he spent most of he night being dragged into competitors rooms in the hotel, and I know a few of them were megaweights who don't like a little boy talking big.  Perrod is too eager to be among men, and doesn't realize that, among true alpha muscle gods, a muscle boy will be handled like a muscle bitch until he earns his place.  I just don't know if he's ready for that."

Insightful as always from Mr. Otter.

DO YOU THINK PERROD IS GOING TO TRY TO JUMP INTO THE MR. ALPHA?
DO YOU THINK HE HAS ANY CHANCE?

Friday, December 20, 2013

SPECIAL REPORT: PERROD EARNS PRO CARD 2

YANN PERROD EARNS PRO CARD:
FANS REJOICE, CRITICS FRUSTRATED
Backstage at an IFNB private presentation function, Yann Perrod undergoes final review of IFNB Pro Regulations before
going on stage to receive his pro card.  He just finishing his cock prep with a well-built assistant covered in the teen's hot muscle cum. 

Recent news about Yann Perrod being granted professional status by the IFNB via merit rather than via winning a contest has fans everywhere rejoicing, yet critics of Perrod are frustrated that a 19 year old boy is now a pro naked bodybuilder.

"The only reason any 19 year old muscle boy should be at a pro-level bodybuilding contest is so the real men have a sweet muscle ass to drill for their cock prep," said Eduardo Galon, a middleweight IFNB pro.  "Perrod's pro card was bought while the rest of us earned ours!"

Galon was referring to Perrod's long history with the top private male-enhancement laboratories such as Human Augmentation Labs and DomMaleCo Research, as well as devoted financial backing from such muscle-growth investors as John Thurmer and others.  Perrod began intensified muscle and cock augmentation in his young teens, and his advanced growth earned him the nickname "Lab Rat" in his early years of competition.  Of the six or seven male-enhancement labs that have worked on Perrod, four are known sponsors of the IFNB.  Critics site this as an influence on the IFNB Committee's decision to elevate Perrod to pro status.

Meanwhile, muscle investor Thurmer makes no bones about the money he pushes through make bodybuilding.  "I want to be surrounded by massively muscled men with frightening cocks," he says.  "And I have the money to make that happen.  Perrod is just one of scores of young muscle studs whom I have helped become living male gods.  But just because I also support the IFNB does not mean my benefactor [Perrod] did not earn his pro card fair and square."

But Perrod is unphased by the criticisms.  "Let me up close to them for an hour and flex," he said of critics.  "Let me pump my muscles for them and shoot my perfect cum in their mouths, and then see if they still want to talk this ridiculousness!  I earned that pro card because I am a perfect specimen of a man with a cock that is a gift to all who are lucky enough to see it!  Those who say otherwise are just jealous that someone as amazingly perfect as me exists at all."

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SPECIAL REPORT: PERROD EARNS PRO CARD 1

TEEN PHENOM YANN PERROD 
EARNS PRO CARD!
Yann Perrod is congratulated by officials from the International Federation of Naked Bodybuilding 
after being given his pro card and becoming the youngest pro naked bodybuilder in the history of the federation.

YANN PERROD BECOMES THE YOUNGEST PRO NAKED BODYBUILDER IN IFNB HISTORY!

When a cocky, muscular 15 year old declared he would be the first teenage pro naked bodybuilder, many assumed it was arrogance talking.  No one ever suspected that beefy boy would actually do it.

And that at young muscle stud became a phenomenon of naked bodybuilding in his efforts to meet his quest.  And as we watched him stumble over the past couple years and fall short of a pro cad so many times, many thought he would not meet his goals.

But that boy is Yann Perrod, and the arrogant, muscle monster with the gigantic cock just did what he claimed he would do four years ago and became a professional naked bodybuilder at age 19!

While almost all bodybuilders turn pro by winning their pro card in a contest, the IFNB does have authority to designate an athlete as a pro if that athlete's amateur competitive record is remarkable and they feel the athlete is of the caliber to compete on a pro stage.  This is how Perrod earned his pro card. In the past decade, 7 other pro bodybuilders have also been "granted" pro status without actually winning a contest, so the Perrod decision has strong precedent.

In other words, Perrod didn't "win" his pro card, he was given it based on his incredible performances in the amateur ranks.  "His track record is incredible," said IFNB Committee member Bruce Aril.  "And the fact that he hasn't earned his pro card in a contest is due to numerical coincidence and not a lack of muscle and cock talent."

"The boy has earned this pro card as much as any contest winner,"said another IFNB Committee member, Wendell Freuhof.  "He has done so much for the popularity of the sport as it is, and his competitive averages rival those of men who have been pro for many years."

We called Perrod and asked his reaction and he told us: "I am glad the IFNB finally understands they need my perfect muscles in the pro ranks.  I think they are lucky that I have accepted and will honor them with my male perfection.  I never doubted that I am one of the most perfect men on the planet, and feel justified that they finally acknowledge that my beef and cock are what their league needs to rule continue it's legacy of greatness."

Classic Perrod!  Always cocky, always arrogant – and this time around, proves that he can conquer the goals he sets!

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