Monday, April 1, 2013

POLL RESULTS: When meeting a pro naked bodybuilder

IFNB REPORT FAN POLL:
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR FOR A FAN WHO MEETS A PRO IFNB NAKED BODYBUILDER?

There you are, face to face with a mountain of rock had muscle.  It's a close encounter with an IFNB professional naked bodybuilder, and his intense eyes are fixed on you, expecting a properly respectful greeting.  With a giant, monstrous cock rock had and bouncing, melon pecs so heavy they hang, and arms the thickness of trees, you want to make a god impression on this specimen of male perfection.

BUT WHAT SHOULD ONE DO WHEN ONE MEETS NAKED MUSCLE??

Treating a naked muscle superstar with respect could be many things.  They are not like non-naked bodybuilders in their extreme commitment to the ultimate male form.  And they are not cheap sex toys like porn stars – they are legit athletes in pursuit of a hyper-masculine ideal.  Surely there are ways to show them you are deeply impressed with their work!

Well, you guys let us know how you handle face to face encounters with naked muscle competitors in a recent poll.  For those of you who are unaware of what is appropriate when you meet naked muscle, this should be VERY informative.


  • 21% of you think it is polite to request muscle stud cum to shoot a massive load onto you. This act is the equivalent of "getting an autograph" from a naked bodybuilder, and just under a quarter of you think it is polite to request. 
  • Yet even more of you – 27% – also feel like it is respectful to just drop to your knees – without being told – and beg the muscle monster to pump his huge dong into your throat. Begging for the honor of having world class muscle meat fuck your face is considered a way to honor their incredible perfection.
  • A similar amount think it is best to praise him through touch, and to try to feel as much of his rock-hard muscles as he will let you. 27% think this is respectful and yet complementary.
  • One third of IFNB naked bodybuilding fans think that a more humble approach is what is best. 34% suggest simply encouraging him to pose and flex as long as he is willing. Considering these men LOVE to show off, that could be a potentially long time
  • 27% of you think it is not overstepping your meager boundaries to ask how you can get some time with him in private. If you have the balls to do so, of course . . .
  • The lowest number suggested a meek approach. Only 17% of fans surveyed thought the right thing to do would be to remain humble in his magnificent presence, flattering him yet requesting nothing. He is the stud, so let him decide what to do. 
  • The most recommended way to handle a face-to-face encounter with an actual naked bodybuilder was recommended by almost half of you: to get naked with him and stroke out a load in honor of his superiority. Showing him directly how much power he has over you – to the degree of uncontrollably stripping yourself and jerking off frantically – is considered the #1 most appropriate behavior to show the biggest men of naked muscle.

Just because our poll is closed doesn't mean your input is over: 
TELL US MORE ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD BEHAVE IF YOU MET AN IFNB PRO BODYBUILDER!
  • WOULD YOU ACT DIFFERENT IN DIFFERENT SETTINGS?
  • WOULD WHO THE BODYBUILDER WAS ALTER YOUR TREATMENT?
  • WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE DO WHEN WE SEE LIVE NAKD IFNB SUPER STARS?
  • DO YOU DISAGREE WITH ANY OF THE POLL RESPONSES?

POST YOUR RESPONSES, IDEAS ANF FURTHER COMMENTS BELOW!

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