SNAKE ASSOMBO WINS OVERALL!
TAKES PAN-AFRICA GOLDEN PHALLUS!
Guest presenter of the honor is the monstrous 21-year-old Superheavyweight winner of the Collegiate Class of last year's
IFNB BeefBoy Classic, Mike Tarber. (Deep in his off season, Tarber looks like he has put on
at least 30 lbs. of solid muscle in the last few months!)
Fans of monstrous, oversized cock had their day of glory at the IFNB Pan-Africas this year when one of the biggest-dicked competitors to ever grace a IFNB posing dias won the overall title; John "Snake" Assombo took home the coveted Golden Phallus!
Assombo's frighteningly long cock is one of the most dangerous pieces of ass fucking weaponry ever seen on a muscled stud by most fans of the sport. Many felt he should win just based on his mighty cock alone! However, Snake is a committed muscle fiend, loving to pump himself up as big as possible; the young pro presented a full, thick body throughout every round of competition at the Pan-Africa. Likewise, Snake's posing was remarkable, controlling his nearly 2 feet of cock masterfully and creating imagery of incredible balance and symmetry in spite of his dick's massive size.
Second place went to the eccentric Megaweight Ben "Bang" Bain. Bang quietly held his own, dominating his Megaweight class with powerful poses and massive muscle. In the finals, he was a posing and cumming machine! He definitely gave Snake a run for his money.
Third place went to a surprise heavyweight Alonne Bas. Bas had wanted to beat Snake, but while he was on the right trail he could not stroke his massive log of a cock in to the judges attention nor break the comparisons between Snake and closest rival Pierre Douton. Bas was still happy to have placed so high in the finals, and was shooting celebrational cumshaws skyward into excited crowds of fans at the victory party.
The most tragic placing was with front runner heavyweight Pierre Douton, who won two of his preliminary rounds. Foolishly using the recreational pharmaceutical enhancement SPH (sperm production hyperdrive) in an attempt to get an edge over Snake was his unfortunate self-undoing. SPH is volatile and impossible to control. While Douton seemed to be handling the effects, in the final round his cumming was more erratic than ever, and he even finally broke down in erotic bliss. Twice he fell to his knees, frantically moaning and rapidly pounding on his cock in front of he crowded, cheering auditorium. Losing himself in muscle lust bliss, he would squeeze his whole upper body and beat off frantically before composing himself and returning to the line ups. The unprofessional (yet exciting to watch) behavior – especially from a seasoned pro – dropped Douton far in the judging, and lost his Golden Phallus. In the release room Douton barely seemed to notice as a crowd of assistants and fans fought to drink from his frequently cumming cock. In fact he was lost in his SPH ecstacy in the pump room, three or four bodybuilders took advantage and used his muscle ass as a fuck hole for their own post-contest releases. The fall of Douton is the benefit of his opponents in the end – literally!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FINAL PLACINGS?
POST YOUR FINAL COMMENTS ON THE AFRICAS BELOW!
Bain was robbed! He has the right balance and should have the Golden Phalus! The Snake performed very well, but he doesn't have the muscle mass. Naked Bodybuilding has always been about the ultimate in masculinity - huge muscles, hard cock, plentiful cum, and of course the cocky attitude and showmanship to present it . The Snake is too much about his dick. Douton was too focused on his cum. Bain gets the balance right between huge mass, massive dick, the right amount of semen and the attitude to show it off and dominate. He was the winner in my book!
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY agree on SOOO many levels! I think Douton – if he had not screwed up – s one of the most complete packages up there, but so is "the big Bang!"
DeleteI am glad Bang won the Megaweight class (well-deserved) but feel like, among the top stars left, he was the bigger stand out than Snake. Snake is WAY to into his cock, and while it is TOTALLY impressive, big dick alone does not a bodybuilder make. Bang is a BEAST next to Snake, and shows what BIG muscle is about!
Douton acted surprisingly unprofessional with all that ridiculous SPH enhancement crap. Sure, his cumloads are impressive, but if you can't control your load, GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE! They got other places for that sort of thing among the cum-hungry fans, but n stage it should be ALL CONTROL! And Bain is FAMOUS for control!
In two of the five contests Bain had PERFECT CONTROL SCORES – EVERY cumshot was timed with a pose. That sort of flawless performance is the mark of a true professional. And his loads are impressive!!! Check his Africa cum stats:
Round 1: 9 cumshots; 8 controlled/timed; max burst: 11 squirts
Round 2: 10 cumshaws; 8 controlled; max burst: 10 squirts
Round 3: 9 cumshaws, 9 controlled; max burst: 11 squirts
Round 4: 11 cumshaws; 8 controlled; max burst 10 squirts
Final round: 10 cumshots; 10 controlled; max burst: 12 squirts
THOS are the numbers of a PRO in CONTROL. Snake didn't have a single round in complete control in spite of his supposedly amazing monster cock!
Meanwhile, I agree that, while judging isn't directly about masculine attitude, we should see the MOST confident muscle beasts in the top slots. Bain is an AGGRESSIVE show off, being eager to get naked in public and have the world worship his magnificence. That kind of unbridled masculinity is what we ALL want to see more of in the top pros!
Meanwhile, Bang had the BEST thick muscle body out there. I think the only way Bang came in second was a bias from the judges, because Bang's shape is thicker and better shaped than Snake. It's the kind of muscle you want to see on top!!!
You're both wrong! I am a fan of muscle but think big cock is best no matter what! This is a game of FREAKS and so let the hottest freakiest stud win and that was Snake with his ascent-tearing fuck rod! Frankly I think the biggest cocks should be judged as best no matter what, even though I have read the rules and know that cock is around one third the score. If I were judging only the hugest dicks would win! Snake represents what the FANS want!
DeleteDude, I think the fans want a lot of different things! Just as many (and maybe more) want freak muscle with their massive dicks. To each their own. I still think it should have been Bang.
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