Sunday, January 31, 2016

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 19

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
ANFB AMATEUR CONGO FLEX & CUM LAUNCHED
SEVERAL TOP PROS WHILE THEY WERE AMATEUR
THE NEXT HORNY HOPEFULS?:  Thick-donged amateur naked bodybuilders at the ANFB Amateur Congo Flex & Cum
hope to follow in the footsteps of some of the biggest names on the African naked bodybuilding circuit. 

Unlike it's non-naked counterpart, naked bodybuilding is very popular in many African nations.  The annual IFNB Pan-Afrique Pro has become one of the top pro contests anticipated every year, and attracts many non-African pros because it's competition is so intense.

With such a strong pro naked muscle game, Africa's amateur circuit is equally vibrant, even if perhaps not as well funded as other parts of the world.  The AFNB (Amateur Federation of Naked Bodybuilding) runs most of the amateur contests, along with a few small independent, locally-run leagues.  But the near monopoly of AFNB-based events makes the African amateur game far more professional than many other regions, which results in a more challenging competitive landscape for amateurs.  This heightened competition is why so many of the pros who originated in the African pro arena dominate the international pro circuit.

Snake Assombo beside
older brother and fellow pro
Charles Assombo in 2013
One of the biggest amateur naked bodybuilding events is the AFNB Congo Flex & Cum, where an overall win there can earn a competitor their pro-card ticket into the IFNB pro ranks.  The contest has actually become known for launching several pro careers, and almost every big name pro of African descent competed in the Congo F&C at some point early in their career.

Snake Assombo in 2012
Recently the Congolese event became the launching point for one of the most amazing cocks to ever step on a pro stage, John "Snake" Assombo.  Assombo's lesser-known older brother Charles Assombo had turned pro in 2007, and Snake was eager to follow in his older brother's footsteps. Assombo was spotted in 2009 as a young man competing in the Congo Flex & Cum by the mega-wealthy naked bodybuilding mogul Hugo Hackelberg.  Assombo's super-long enhanced cock immediately captured Hackelberg's insatiable appetite for alpha dick, and he knew all Snake needed as funding too develop the muscle to match.

Hackelberg's intuition about investing in Snake Assombo panned out, as so many Hackelberh intuitions often do.  As we all know, Snake earned his pro status in 2012 at the Congo Flex & Cum (all be it via what many thought controversial favoritism).  While heightened pro success has eluded him on the pro circuit, he remains wildly popular as a pro naked bodybuilder for possessing one of the largest freak cocks in the pro game.

The AFNB remains humble about it's launching of both Assombo brothers, as well as  of starting the professional careers of other top naked bodybuilding names like Heavyweight Chadon Ulowe, Middleweight Bernie Tavo, and Heavyweight Alonne Bas.

Megastar Pierre Douton, one of the top IFNB pros who's start was in the African amateur circuit, also competed as a very young man in the Congo Flex & Cum.  However, he did not turn pro at this event, and in fact ironically placed very poorly all four times he competed. It just goes to show how much it takes to become a pro when one of the very top naked bodybuilders in the world struggled at the start of his career. 

ISN'T IT AWESOME THAT SOME AMATEUR CONTESTS HAVE SUCH A STRONG HISTORY WITH HELPING PROS EARN THEIR PRO STATUS?
DID YOU KNOW THE CONGO FLEX & CUM HAD SUCH A REPUTATION?

Friday, January 29, 2016

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 18

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
MUSCLE-ENHANCING CUM FARMING DISTRIBUTOR
CITED FOR FALSE CLAIMS, USING NON-PRO LOADS
TRUE STUD, FALSE CLAIMS: AN exceptionally well hung young bodybuilder's monster enhanced cock
is inspected at an unregistered backroom cum farming company.  The bodybuilder is not a pro, even though 
the cum farm claims all it's stud juice is top grade registered pro-level cum.  

It is widely known that the intricate chemistry which alters a bodybuilder's physique to make their muscle monstrous AND cause superhuman cock growth also alters the delicious cum those bodybuilders produce.  One shot of enhanced bodybuilder cum is more potent for muscle growth than the vast majority of steroids and drugs out here.  Which is why the enhanced cum farming industry has grown rapidly in the past 15 years.  Muscle-cum based supplements have grown in popularity for both their potency and flavor, making the demand for this hot enhanced seed very high.

But regulating the cum farming is a recent development, which means a lot of cum farms are merely distributing normal grade musclecock juice.  The Institute For Reverance of Alpha Power (IRAP) Reverence is a private regulatory agency that began ranking and testing cum farms for potency in 2011, allowing supplement companies to know the potency of the sperm they are adding to their products and the public too better gauge the effects of muscle spunk.   The IRAP grading system rates cum loads five tiers, from "Affective" on the lowest rating through to "Volatile" at the most potent.  To give an idea of these levels, keep in mind the lowest is still enhanced, while the top – produced by supercocks like Pierre Douton and Carlos Monza – causes quite literally instantaneous growth affects.

But while stringency has been on the rise, there are still underhanded cum farms that distribute loads with false IRAP ratings.  Recently, IRAP released a report about one such cum farm, Authentic Arousal Labs.  Apparently Authentic not only falsely labels it's cum shipments, it also lies about their sources.  According to the report:

"Upwards of 65% of the samples labeled for shipping [from Authentic Arousal Labs] was milked from non-competitive enhanced penises, yet labeled falsely as IRAP Pro-Grade.  Consumer believing they are swelling pro naked bodybuilder sperm were often drinking cum from non competitive muscled men.  Even though the cum is genuinely from bodybuilders, these are hardly IRAP Pro-Grade loads."
IRAP's report about Authentic Arousal Labs also went on to explain that while all samples tested were within potency scale standards (i.e., were definitely muscle enhancing loads), they were often labeled at higher potencies than was the actual  case:

"The majority of gallons of sperm which was labeled as Level 4 ("Excessive Grade") cum loads actually tested at Level 2 ("Heightened Grade") or lower.  None of the barrels of Level 5 ("Volatile Grade") cum was tested above Level 3 Grade ("Intensified")."
The only loads correctly labeled by Authentic Arousal were the lowest grade loads.  Which means that all the companies which took sperm supply from Authentic's cum farm were using sub-grade sperm.  

Authentic Arousal Labs refused to respond to our contact, but sent an email which explained that they stood by their cum loads.  "While it is true we do farm from non-competitive amateur muscle cock, these are exceptional muscle men with highly enhanced penis sizes, " the email explains.  "While we feel bad that IRAP fails to agree that our muscled amateurs are of equivalent grades as competitive pro level cock, we are certain our cum is ethically distributed and that much of the IRAP report is skewed misinterpretation."

While a strong denial of the IRAP findings, several muscle cum supplements companies have hustled to pull products made from the mislabeled cum shipments.  Some of the most popular affected cum supplements affected are:

  • Thik'N'Joocy Pre Workout Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • Wadz Cum Protein by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • Shlurp Post Cock Training Recovery Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • SpermXtreme Protein Drink from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Hard Terror Pre-Cock-Training Formula from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Loaded Brand Cum-Filled Capsules from BullyForce Nutrition
  • DickBreath Alpha Cum Flavored Chews from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Pro Wads Protein Mix from Exellor, Inc.
  • Jizz Burst Pre Workout from Exellor, Inc.
  • SukItDown! Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
  • DubbleDik'd! Max Strength Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
  • ThrobbinDong! Pre-Cock-Training Forumla from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
  • BellyFul! Overnight Cum Absorption Formula from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
  • GagOnIt! Maximum Cum Enhancer from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
There are many other products potentially impacted by the mislabeled amateur cum loads beyond this list you see here, but most companies quick to distance themselves from the mistakes made by Authentic Arousal Labs are offering consumer replacements for recently purchased products made with lesser-grade sperm than advertised.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AMATEUR MUSCLE CUM BEING USED IN SUPPLEMENTS?  DO YOU THINM IRAP IS TOO STRICT?
HAVE YOU SUED ANY OF THE ABOVE SUPPLEMENTS?  IF SO, DID THEY SEEM LESS POTENT THAN OTHER CUYM SUPPLEMENTS YOU'VE TAKEN?

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 17

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
ANFB POWERDONG AMATEUR CLASSIC 
SEEKS IFNB PRO-LEVEL  STATUS
HORNY AND EAGER: Some amazing amateur-level Middleweight class muscle asses
hitting rear double biceps poses at this year's ANFB PowerDong Amateur Classic.  
The stage was crowded in every class due to incredible entry numbers, motivating
the promoters of the PowerDong to petition for IFNB pro-level status.

When you have over 160 naked muscle men trying to show off their beef and wave their cocks in your face, you know you have an amazing event.  And for the past 16 years, the AFNB PowerDong has grown it's amateur-level contest to be one of the biggest amateur-level naked bodybuilding events in the world.  And this is why it was big news when the IFNB announced that the PowerDong is in the final running to be granted IFNB pro-contest status.

"It's been the lifelong dream of mine [and the other two promoters of the AFNB PowerDong] to one day be crammed into a room full of nude horny athletes all trying to show off how much more aggressively sexual and well built they are," said the PowerDong's long-time head promoter Perry Arlon.  "Now knowing that our efforts might become a world-class pro-level event make the years of work worth it!"

The PowerDong got it's start in 1982 as the NANEC Southern States.  The NANEC (North American Naked Exhibition Conference) was an small, USA-based amateur naked bodybuilding league that went under in 1994, being absorbed into he AFNB.  The NANEC Southern States was one of the struggling league's bigger events, which was why Perry Arlon was attracted to the contest in 1990.

"I had just competed for my fourth time at the Southern States in 1989," Arlon recalled.  My coach Edward "Jack" Vetter approached me a week after the event and asked me if I wanted to switch from being a competitor to a promoter and try to take over the contest.  I jumped at the opportunity!"  Arlon and Vetter pulled in wealthy friend Chris Orit, and switched sanctions from the NANEC to the AFNB, along with changing the contests's name to the PowerDong Amateur Naked Bodybuilding Classic.

"We knew the NANED was struggling," Arlon explained.  "The NANEC was one of the few leagues that had mandatory onstage jerk off round, which was fun but not necessarily as focused on bodybuilding.  I remember frantically yanking my meat on stage with 12-15 other guys, trying to get off as many times as possible.  It was exciting, but not really about bodybuilding, which is why the NANEC was not going to make it as a league overall."

Arlon, Vetter and Orit worked hard to bring in private sponsors to the event, even though it was an amateur-level contest.  in 2008 the PowerDong was recognized as a pro-qualifying event, which means a win at the PowerDong earns a competitor a chance to turn pro in the IFNB.  "You have to have that kind of clout if you want a contest to grow," Orit told us.  "While you want to stay accessible to amateurs new to the sport, you really need to up the stakes of competition.  Becoming a pro-qualifying amateur event attracted a stronger batch of amateur naked competitors, and it has improved ever since."

Which is why the PowerDong began petitioning for pro status in 2013.  And this year the IFNB chairs put the growing contest on the short list of potential new IFNB pro events.  "While we will always keep an amateur division at the PowerDong, the chance to host pro-level competitors is too amazing to turn up," Arlon said.

And where did the name PowerDong come from?  Arlon laughs: "Oh, that's from the days when Jack Vetter was still coaching naked bodybuilding.  He used to train hands-free cumming agility by power fucking his athletes for hours.  You weren't allowed to touch your dick, and he wouldn't let top unless you shot your wad hands free.  Sometimes he'd pound you for hours, and we were amazed at his stamina.  He was nicknamed "Coach Power Dong" among his trainees, and so when its was time to rename the contest, we decided to commemorate the aggressive tactics he used to get dozens of young naked men on stage with strong handsfree cum posing skills."

DO YOU HOPE THE POWERING TURNS PRO, AND GET TAKEN OVER BY THE IFNB?
WIUYLD YOU WANT TO SEE THE NAME CHANGED WHEN THE CONTEST TURNS OPRO, IOR REMAIN THE POWERDONG?